Matteus:
Dave Matthews realizes he took the wrong bus.
GersonK:
"Yes, is this the Corey Feldman Fanclub Hotline? He is so delish!"
ABServo:
David Cassidy and Danny Bonaduce finally have it out!
Laserblast:
"Yes, Wendy is actually just a corporate logo. Now leave me alone."
Shiris:
"I'm crushing your head! Crush crush crush! Now go away, Flathead!"
RIZZZ:
The J Crew mafia wiseguy shirt... for weekends.
KayHanley:
"Oh God, Steve, stop your Jim Carey impressions!"
Widget:
"Now I'm gonna do my impression of two monkeys in heat! OOOOOOK! OOOOOOK!"
limezinger:
If it doesn't work, Don will eat his own words, guaranteed.
KayHanley:
"...and all your other favorite dishwashing songs, complete on one compact disk!"
saint_marie:
Oh, no. Looks like Kelsey Grammer's doing rehab again.
KayHanley:
"And kids, don't let anyone tell you it's inappropriate to grab your man-breasts in public, like ol' grandpa."
Goob:
Great, this is the long-awaited preview of "The Juiceman: The Musical."
NetSpecter:
"I'm gonna ring your neck, Lapre!"
CaveDweller:
Don't you hate it when someone makes up the rules of Monopoly as you play the game!
Fee:
Hi, I'm Al Gore. Along with the internet, lightbulb, and practical latex condom, I invented the infomercial. Don't thank me at once...
Fee:
Young man do you know what time it is? You worried your mother sick, now get in this house RIGHT NOW. You are GROUNDED, mister, you hear me?
CaveDweller:
Oral Roberts is trying to jam the signal!