Miqqius:
I'm tellin' ya I was in the Monkees! I was! I was! I was!
DeaconBluesman:
Marv Albert has hit rock bottom...
Occ_Under_Mistletoe:
The chick in "The Crying Game" was a WHAT???
hecubus668:
Call now for your big brown door.
keogh:
"Lime could CDs to Instantly Accost Sphinx Sections?" Sign my ass up now!
DeaconBluesman:
Ted Koppel's indigent dad...
Occ_Under_Mistletoe:
Then we start the whole thing over!
Dawut:
Woah! Grace Jones is falling out of her top!
HanoverF:
Don Lapre's shadow endorses it wholeheartedly, as he endorses smoking and drinkig lighter-fluid.
DeaconBluesman:
"Will my agent pleeeeease call me?"
Miqqius:
Self Portrait of an infomercial writer.
Laserblast:
In those long stretches while the food is cooking, Ron entertains his audience by spitting blood like his favorite band, KISS.
Laserblast:
Ron Popeil follows in Phil Hartman's footsteps in "The Anal-Retentive Infomercialist."
KayHanley:
"Not responsible for any 3rd degree burns caused by handling the product."
Artanas:
`Hoi, welcome to the Hung Stern Show. With me is Chen Quivers...`
DanZero:
Drew Carey in "Encino Man 2" on You've Got To Be Shittin DanZero's Late Night Theater!
WookieAddict:
Dom Deluise and Marlon Brando... if they mated...
Widget:
Meat Loaf's lesser-known cousin, Beef Jerky...
YibbleGuy:
The Edge, starring in "Purple Priest." New, from the Sci-Fi Channel.
YibbleGuy:
The guy in the chair appears to be re-enacting the interrogation scene from "Basic Instinct."
Loodvig:
"Hey, don't cap me! Cap this guy. He's uglier!"
Widget:
Meanwhile, David Spade and Harlan Ellison play a rip-roaring game of Chutes and Ladders...
Widget:
When Rush Limbaugh does a porno movie...
AkiraJones:
Mom finds the Nude Fabio web site and gets busy.
AkiraJones:
Bill Gates buys out the Sci Fi Channel...
DanZero:
Wow, "caption-this!"
vaelyn:
Oh no, we got movie sign!