AngryBeaver:
"What Happened To You Face?" Tonight at 9 on Fox!
StmchPump:
I *said* I want a bagel.
Coakley:
Guards remove Monica Lewinsky from the Grammy stage.
Vicious:
www.noshitsherlock.com
quickdraw:
"Who's idea was it to put up a pink sky?"
HmmmNeat:
.oO "Where the HELL is my popcorn trail?!?!" Oo.
speebek:
Here we come... Walkin' down the street...
Starluck:
Davey Jones, you and Spock go that way, I'll go this way, and the redshirt will stay here as live bait...
jerk_off:
"Captain, please put your pants back on."
OrtegaSE:
Johnny Carson Is Kato Kalin in The OJ Story.
Gnitsaf:
He's here, let the meeting of the Midnight Society begin.
speebek:
I'm sorry, Captain... We were trying to clean the phasers and they just went off...
plaincrash:
C'mon guys, just one game of battleship?
HmmmNeat:
Next Hard Copy: Ghandi look-alike swallows full deck of cards.
claimdude:
...Trade-In's???? Dude, let me get my mother-in-law, quick!!!
Dairai:
Government Training Film #734: So You Keep Forgetting Your Lines.
KayHanley:
Hey, it's the three duh-migos *rim shot* Thank you.
banthafoder:
Hey, is that Vanilla Ice?
KayHanley:
"Richie! Eat your crust!"
KayHanley:
The face on your dad you DON'T want to see after you ask if you can go to "T-Bone's" party.
Occupant:
"Hey, don't cap me! Cap this guy. He's uglier!"
Angel_Noir:
"So it's agreed, Silk the Shocker is the weakest rapper in the 'No Limit Crime Family'." "Word."
ILoveShawn:
"Good night Alan." "Good night Steve." "See ya tomorrow, luv ya." (Kissy Kissy Kissy)
KayHanley:
"I'd like to make a collect call, from Michael J Fox please."