seaQuestGirl:
*achoo*! "Eww, right -on- the number..."
animebabe:
"My *what* wear?"
MikeyKy:
Let's not and say we did.
BuckFifty:
Emeril's father takes time out to chat with the Captioneers. "My son? On Caption This all the time? I wanted him to be a butcher, like his grandfather."
Gnasche:
Someone makes the mistake of asking Dennis Leary... 'So what is it that *you* hate?'
bigstraightal:
"Hi, I'm on TV at 3 in the morning (yaaawn) to show you..."
Miqqius:
Greetings, and welcome to my seminar on really cheap sets!
Werehamster:
"It's me, Dave." "Dave's not here."
Gnasche:
John Hillerman and Nathan Lane in 'I Married a Flasher.'
Seltaeb:
Acting Rule of Thumb: If you have a runny nose, don't wipe it off on the letterbox. It's just rude, and actors in other scenes will have to look at it.
Carmilla67:
"Rule #3: Don't take a nap while they're still filming. It's considered bad manners.
Dairai:
A hundred beezwax jokes come to mind. All of them suck...
Werehamster:
It looks like these two spent all night capping pics, too.
cptspaulding:
Yeah, but it was his dog
Occupant:
How much of an outcast do you have to be to have to play tennis alone?
Enohead:
c net run. run, net, run.
Bassman:
So good day eh, I'm Bob McKenzie, this is my brother Doug, and welcome to All Aboot Cheese.
Bassman:
Take off you hoser... I think someone has already cut some cheese.
JoeCrow:
I don't care if you agree or not... All 32 of you Helens can eat my shorts!
RoninM:
Order now & get Sadam Hussein's 50 Great Pick-Up Lines on video for only $19.95, including greats like, "I've Got My Own Country," and "Want to See My Missile?"
Daleman:
I really wish someone would eat the talking ones soon.
Saltydog:
"DADDY DADDY DADDY I JUST ATE A WHOLE CAN OF THAT FUNNY TASTING CHOCOLATE DADDDY CAN WE DO SOMETHING GOD I'M WIRED!"
Saltydog:
Mount Rushmore stood her up.
hecubus668:
...and then I thought... "Why use paint? Why not use picture frames!?"