Laserblast:
"And now I'd like to introduce my good friend, 'Potty, The Legalize It Mascot'!"
Shogoth:
If you like girls with more rolls then a bake sale...Call me
limezinger:
i dunno.. i have this thing about.. not cooking my food in a toilet seat..
Reynard_T_Fox:
Great for cleaning up after those messy sacrifices to Baal!
limezinger:
...has a drunk graphic design team...
Shogoth:
A bank for bacteria?
Laserblast:
"Call NOW and get this FREE AmpleAureola Jello mold!"
Reynard_T_Fox:
"Timmy! You never do that to Mommy's breast implant ever again, do you understand?!"
SageMadHatter:
Don Lapre is hypnotized by the little red light on the camcorder
Laserblast:
Gee, I hope I can order Don's Package tonight. He seems a little... occupied with it at the moment.
Laserblast:
"Hey, the Don's Package, itsa no Princess Peach, but it getsa the job done!"
limezinger_Lapre:
well, when he puts it that way, i cannot resist.
Laserblast:
Instructions for the care & feeding of Don's Package. 1.) Don's Package can survive on a light diet of whatever Big Stinkin' Hunks O' Meat you have around the house. 2.) Keep Don's Package out of direct sunlight at ALL TIMES. The photosynthetic rays of the sun damage the Package's natural luster. 3.) Don's Package prefers light rock and/or classical background music. 4.) Do not attempt sexual relations with Don's Package. (Phew!)
Laserblast:
"I'm sensing a large... bowel movement in your future. Oh wait, that's me right now."