Laserblast:
Don made his fortune thanks to a legal loophole in the male prostitution laws.
Laserblast:
"After sampling the delicacies that Don's Package has to offer, my wife now seems cold and frigid to me."
Laserblast:
The exquisite pleasures of Don's Package? No, just a bunch of crappy Lapreman Comics.
limezinger:
"Lapreman Comics were drawn by my special staff! I do everything to assure people enjoy my *package*!"
Laserblast:
Sadly, the time has come to say farewell to Don's Package... until we meet again! Adieu, my microscopic friend!
Laserblast:
Those idiots just had to go fiddling with the concept and "update" it. This new Doom 3 sucks.
limezinger:
Billy's recurring nightmare: going to school topless.