keogh:
I suppose Amplewoman dying of a mysterious wasting disease is kind of a mixed blessing.
Valshiro:
"Don't inhale Tetsuo! The foam goes straight to your brain!"
Mr13:
"Whats the deal with peanuts, theyre neither a Pea or a nut!"
ArtsColoredHuevos:
"Hello. If you're like me, you want to shove sheet metal up the asses of the SFC programming department. You're also a gleeful sadist."
Sanagi:
That's funny, I don't remember the movie ending this way. Must be the director's cut.
Laserblast:
"Aw shit! Ample's back from her weekly lipo session! Quick, everybody look psychic and stuff!"
Mr13:
At one in the morning, most of SFC's censors are asleep.
Mr13:
"Since my medicare was cut, Ive been finding sweet relief in my good friend Jack Daniels."
Laserblast:
"Bring it on, punk! I got chunks of guys like you in my stool!"
ArtsColoredHuevos:
"Hello again. If you're anything like me, you've learned to stop asking pirahnas for oral satisfaction. You're also quite fond of sutures."
keogh:
"This unit detects a level of detritus accumulation 13% beyond the accepted standard for this room. The wife-unit must rectify the error or accept reeducation."
Mr13:
Amplecrack, before the suntan.