DarkNLPer:
Mommy,.... why are we even in this homo-erotic soap opera?
Widget:
"I'm just asking out of curiosity and all, but... what do you think is the TASTIEST part of the human body?"
Laserblast:
Y'know what they say about cappin' the Sci-Fi Channel - "If you don't like the screengrab, just wait 20 seconds and you'll get a far goofier one."
Laserblast:
"'Stick that little satellite up my'- are you *sure* this is only gonna cost me fifty?"
Laserblast:
Sadly, when the peace delegation from Trivinius VII arrived on Earth, they were mistaken for common gas grills and forced into a life of servitude.
echostation:
"You MUST give up The Ring, Bilbo!"
Laserblast:
You know you've been capping too long when all you can see is Beavis and Butthead headbanging in a closet.
Laserblast:
Even the birds enjoyed insurance mail day, as it gave them an opportunity to practice their projectile pooping.
echostation:
"Now listen here, mister. You call my wife 'Horseteeth' one more time and I'll kick you in the Jimmy!"
Laserblast:
Carleton fondly remembers his first real-estate deal: buying out the First Baptist Church from its elderly parishioners and burning it to the ground.
echostation:
"OOOOOOOO! Jump back! Kiss myself!"
Laserblast:
"ALLLLLL Right! We're gonna be spinning out the new one from John Tesh in the next hour, so keep your dial tuned to KSLW, your SLOOOOOOW music station!"
Laserblast:
Hey Mom, the screengrabber's makin' fun of me!
echostation:
"Whoa, lady....you ever hear of Breath Savers?"
elhewsmales:
let me tell you some of the further benifits of rectal suppositories
elhewsmales:
you ever have one of those puke-burps? ugh.
Laserblast:
Poor little fella. His week is up. Too bad nobody wanted him, but he IS a little too hyperactive.
echostation:
Order now and recieve this telemarketer hand puppet absolutely free!
Laserblast:
Sadly, Nancy's paper picnic plates proved an ineffective defense The Day The Knives Woke Up.
Laserblast:
I bet this company's going to go bankrupt marketing this new Edible Tupperware.