Laserblast:
Matt LeBlanc and Bruce Dern star in 'Lost Silent In Running Space II: When Horrible Crossovers Occur.'
Laserblast:
"Honey, the radioactive hickey's a dead giveaway... please, just tell me you'll break it off with Toxie."
Laserblast:
Suddenly, the Amplesphincter exploded with a sickening *goosh*, releasing a torrent of milky, oderous fluid. Art's persistent Ampleprodding had paid off.
SunSinner:
Since I'm double-jointed and quite flexible, I already have.
echostation:
Are you trying to pass a stone?
Occupant:
My psychic told me the Carrot Top look would be the next big thing. Look at me, I'm trendy!
Laserblast:
"Trust me, workin' for my employer, a gal sure goes through a lot of Chapstick."
echostation:
"Um..one of you guys go up to Lost and Found and see if Sammy Davis Jr.'s there."
JediClone:
When Romulans scratch their hemoroids... tonight on "Images You Didnt Need, Thank You"
HanoverF:
For women who think they have to be loaded to wear 'high' heels, press 24
Laserblast:
"Prime" is something of a misnomer. It's really more of a flank sci-fi.
Artanas:
"Put a cap in thems bastages, makin m'honey Ampie all teary eyed! Bah! She's a good woman, damn fine woman."
Laserblast:
Welcome to "MTV's Scowl 'N Jowl '53."
Laserblast:
"For the members of Metallica wearing dresses, press 14 now."
slowdog:
Excuse me whilst I whip this out.
Laserblast:
Whoa, too much pot for her!
Laserblast:
"Tae & Bo" proved to be the least successful movie-critic team of all.
echostation:
"Faith Witherspoon was an asset to this community, and she will be sorely missed."
Laserblast:
"Paycheck? Watsa matta you, boss? Itsa me, Mario! I no needa da paycheck! I gotta da coins in de sky! Hey, I wanna makea love to you all!"
Laserblast:
Strangely, one of the few money shots that doesn't involve Ron Jeremy.
Laserblast:
"OK, let me explain it one more time. You see, when a spastic man and a big, fat sweaty mafioso love each other very much, they lie together..."
HanoverF:
Don's Package melts not in your mouth, nor your hands, but it does taste salty.
Mr13:
"Yeah I know Kess is only gonna live for a few more years but hey, have YOU ever experienced an Ocampan knob shine?"
Mr13:
Yay and Don shall spew forth an 800 number from his mighty maw and the world shall tremble to its knees, the mountains shall fall."
Mr13:
Its embarassing when a friend says "What does that cloud look like to you?" And turns to see you masturbating.
HanoverF:
"Pink Flamingos Don, what does that make you think of... NO! Not eating feces! Bad Boy!"
echostation:
Danny Aiello spots a half-eaten Twinkie on a balcony 3 houses away.....