Laserblast:
"Hi. I'm William Shatner for Ty-D-Belt - the big green waist ornament that keeps your area minty fresh!"
Laserblast:
Another slap-fight ensues when, after missing his cue, Shatner mistakenly lets slip that Doohan is a "bitch".
Occupant:
Just a hunch, but I think these belts would look great with those collars we got from Triskellion.
Laserblast:
One of these days Poppin' Fresh is going to get an aggressive pusher and wind up with a new corn chute.
Torgone:
I'd like to have a drink with you guys but I can't. I'm a miner.
kirkslovechild:
that smell.. so familiar... mccoy must have eaten meatloaf again
Amon_OfA1000Handles:
...after the cappers torch it for taking away our puppet show.
Laserblast:
A confused Terminator consults his travel guide for the proper pronunciation of "F*ck You, Asshole."
Laserblast:
Unfortunately for the kids, all the Times Square hot-dog stands were "Over 18 Only."
HanoverF:
"It was either come back in time like this, or the 'buffalo' suit.... Lady, you sure raised one sick little kid!"
JediClone:
James Cameron's next cinimatic masterpeice: a science-fantasy thriller filmed entirely from the Stick-shift's point of veiw.
Zonk:
"He forced me to bark, and eat Purina Has-Been Actress Chow. It was humiliating."
Zonk:
"Is *this* your card?"
Hummer:
Dee Snyder and Elvis Costello go on the lam in Amos and Andrew Too!
SSphantom:
this is really a cardboard cut out of arnold..... too dangerous for him to do... it sold at christies for more then my life
HanoverF:
Wow, Ron Jeremy does make a convincing Tin Woodsman afterall...
Artanas:
Captioneers worldwide repulsed by the sudden, gas spewing peek at the left Ampleteat...
tadpole:
If metal teats weren't hard and expensive to make, James would of had the terminator look more like Dixie Dynamite...
HanoverF:
Looks like yet another terror filled Ladies Night at ShatnerLand
HanoverF:
The Tae Bo is coming from inside the House! Ahhhhh!
Laserblast:
But it says 'troubled loner' right here on my police report!
HanoverF:
"Either these curtains go, or I- Ooooh, a stickybun!"
Laserblast:
Ron's appearance at the Celebrity Bachelor Auction was just another of his life's great public humiliations.
Laserblast:
"Thanks Ron, for taking a half-hour of my life I can never have back!"
HanoverF:
"Commandment Number One, Thou Shall Not Worship Any False Infomercial Gawds Before Me!" Ron sure gets on a roll when he burns the toast and pretends he's Moses
Laserblast:
"Yo yo yo, that Ampleslut is DA BOMB! There's just more cushion for the pushin', if you know what I mean."
Laserblast:
When did Mr. Ferley get a sex change?