Carmilla67:
Calm, relaxing meditation... imagine your huge honker of a nose, breaking the surf as it rolls in...
LasersBirthdayBlast:
"Oh, Ambiguous Short Haircut Girl, let's go up to the bedroom right now! No... leave the Members Only jacket *on*. Rrrowrr."
Reynard_T_Fox:
Hello, Sci-fi kiddies, Pennywise the Clown here, and I'd just like to say BBRRRAAAAAAAAAAGGGHHH *turns into giant spider*
Artanas:
"I died.... bigger'n you..."
JediClone:
Don Lapre: Episode One: "Whadda ya want, kid?" "Hi, I'm going door to door selling big ads-" "Get outta my face you tiny little shit" "Hey, that gives me an idea!"
JediClone:
We'd add a catchy phrase to really sell the show with but "Behold the power of Cheese" is taken.
Reynard_T_Fox:
"Me? Oh no, I'm going to see that new Ellen Degeneres movie! You think there will be too much of a line?"
JediClone:
One of these three men was killed in the fray, and one committed suicide after he realized he accidently bought a Jar Jar figure in the heat of the moment.
LasersBirthdayBlast:
What are the odds, a whole collection of Dork shirts and that's never happened to me.
Artanas:
How much for the Darth Maul Meat Substitute?
Reynard_T_Fox:
Really? Can I go to a Rey Instruction School? Ha! *ducks beer bottle thrown by Occupant*
JediClone:
Hi. I'm Leonardo DiCaprio. You may have heard that I'm the frontrunner to play Anakin in the next two prequels. Well, it's true and I just wanna take this time to laugh at JediClone, because for all his harping about my acting, he *knows* he'll buy all the little me figures he can get his grubby hands on. HA! Thank you.
LasersBirthdayBlast:
When did E_B_A get his own SFC show?!
LasersBirthdayBlast:
"Ladies and Gentlemen of the jury, I'm just a caveman. Your world confuses and frightens me."