Laserblast:
Like the junkie desperate for a fix, Caption This! beckons me with her siren song, "lame infomercials! lame infomercials!"
Zonk:
"Coloring book... alllll done.... cookie?"
Laserblast:
Easily Distracted Drill Sergeant. "You pansy-boys are the most pathetic group of buttlovers I've ever- hey, can I have some Bubble Yum?"
Zonk:
If you buy a Real Estate Scam Video with a fake credit card number, don't you go into some kind of space-time paradox?
Laserblast:
"Since buying Ross' system, every moment has become like a beautiful waking coma. Thank you Ross, for restoring my love of life."
saraphin:
"IIIts the Undertaker Show! With his co-host Marty theAnthropamorphic Goldfish!"
Zonk:
One more facelift and that nose is gonna pop off and knife through somebody like a bullet.
Zonk:
Either way, it's really hard on your testicles.
Laserblast:
"Quasi like strenuous workout! Feel burn!"
Zonk:
"Can we start over? I farted halfway through the take, and I think it's runny."
Laserblast:
"I REPEAT MYSELF WHEN UNDER STRESS, I REPEAT MYSELF WHEN UNDER STRESS, I REPEAT MYSELF WHEN UNDER STRESS..."
Nicholas19:
"Call now and get a free life-size Shaq-Doll! You can sit in a parking lot and it'll deliver it's own product endorsements!"
Laserblast:
"No, check this out dude, I swear I can pop out my eyeball!"
Laserblast:
Don couldn't care less about Tinky-Winky's orientation, he just likes the purse.