Meldrick:
The true test of the Star Wars fan was to buy tickets at the Giant Spider Theater.
Bigstupid:
It was enough when Target devoted a whole aisle to it. When I dropped by my favorite porn shop, I knew things would never be the same again.
Laserblast:
Just when you think Billy Dee Williams can't sink any lower, you see this "Darth Malt Liquor" commercial.
Laserblast:
The haunted, sleepless look of a man who's just completed the world's first Darth Maul fake nude.
Occupant:
"Why don't you do a rant about people who sell out?" "Shut up, old man!"
Occupant:
Hello. I'm dressed as the Jedi Knight, Darth Not-Dating.
Bigstupid:
I just don't see how casting Lemmy as Darth Vader is going to bring the masses to the theatres.
Meldrick:
Family reunions became even more strained whenever the *other* Luke would start his 'Me So Horney' rap.
tadpole:
"The name's Sting! Not Gordon! I'll gut you like a Harkkonnen if you call me that again! I'll be watchin' you!"
Laserblast:
As far as I'm concerned, any answer that comes out of a big purple ass is bound to be unpleasant.
Laserblast:
"Call this special toll-free number to order one of Al Sharpton's Big-Ass Episode 1 Medallions now!"
StoicJohn:
Casting Call for Darth Drunk
The_Gray_Zombie:
And it was around that corner that I saw the Spanish Inquisition. I wasn't expecting that.