Laserblast:
One has an eye for the ladies. The other's all hackwork and no play. Together they're "Studman & Phreakmeister", only on Sci-Fi.
GersonK:
"Slowly, unwrap it slowly, so far, just chocolate, wait, there's something there...a plaid ticket? a plaid ticket? all expense paid trip to the 3M factory?"
Laserblast:
Unfortunately, Bob's reservation for the Galaxy-class fell through, and he was stuck with a Voyager.
Jazzsoda:
Well, there goes another one of the SFC's good ideas. Prepare yourself for "Space Pimps", kids.
Scypha:
Oh, I wish that someone would just screw up Don Lapre's radio dials so he doesn't get his favorite radio stations JUST ONCE!!!
MirandaRamsey:
"Sorry 'bout the face."
HanoverF:
"Hey, don't blame me! I specifically asked 'Do you want to SMELL something really scary'!"
Scypha:
While Bernigni watches the soccer match on the car's TV, our hero has a wet dream about Wonder Woman.
Jazzsoda:
Tim and Dan try to rig their Chrysler's airbag to work as a blow-up doll, this week on "The Lonely Guys"!
Scypha:
"And that's what happened on Titanic." "But madam, you were never on Titanic. We asked you to tell us about your brand of diapers."
Meldrick:
Pulling at a loose string on her face, Chers years of 'enhancements' come undone.
Laserblast:
"Protection One has been a godsend. Finally, I'm off the pill for good!"
GersonK:
Phil was so obsessed with his stereopticon of a guy strung up on the wall in a red speedo and ribbons, that he missed the opportunity of his lifetime.
Laserblast:
After the MPAA rated Phantom Menace NC-17, Lucas wisely decided to aim for the more accessible PG rating and reluctantly cut the "Obi-Wan wiggles his thingy" scene.
HanoverF:
So Woody Allens idea of cleaning a fish is to stomp on it until it's guts ooze out? That explains a lot.
Hippie:
Talk to hot corporate whores. LIVE!
Laserblast:
"Hot, non-corporeal Wormhole Aliens will give you a vision you'll never forget! The Prophets are waiting for your call!"
TravisBickle:
And he's lured by the Tae-Bo, and the trap is set! Catch more Billy Blankses this way.
Scypha:
"Well, Ma. What do ya think of that there Sci Fi Prime?" "No, don't like it one bit. Not at all, Pa."
HanoverF:
"Hey Archie, what are you doing?!" "Leave me be, Edith. Angela Lansbury has had this coming to her!"
GersonK:
"Well, what do you reckon this is?" "I think it's one of them Rupert Murdochs." "What're we s'posed t'do wid it?" "I think we've gotta drop it off'n a yacht."