Meldrick:
"You could have gone home anytime, just leave your wallet on the grass and step through the magic postcard portal!"
Fee:
Damn you! You cut out his brain!
Laserblast:
"Hey, you're a big fat-ass. Wanna be a movie star?" David Spade sure is desperate for a replacement sidekick.
echostation:
"OOOooo....Um...Tell me, do farts have lumps?"
echostation:
"I'll just read this on the crapper...."
Occupant:
Remember the watchword of Tae Bo: Fish Without Tartar Sauce is Dead!
Laserblast:
"Ha ha! We meet again, RinseCycleMan! But you see, this time I have come prepared with the Dishwasher-Safe Gloves Of Yellow Death! Ha ha, feel my wrath!"
Occupant:
Taylor Hanson debates whether it's really a good idea to "come at" Billy.
Laserblast:
Aw, c'mon, give the poor girl some credit. She's the least marshmallowy Peep I've ever seen.
Fee:
But sensei, if a tree falls in the forest and no one is around, will I still get great abs?
MirandaRamsey:
Guy in the back: "I'm in pure, unadulterated, sweaty heaven. Don't try and stop me."
Occupant:
There is an uncomfortable silence as Edna suddenly blurts out "I'm trapped in a woman's body!!!"
Dyrnwyn:
"Here's me wrestling that badger into submission... oh and here's the dress I made out of him."
Laserblast:
Some guys just aren't willing to put the effort into their man-teats. Mr. Jake, you and your plastic surgeon should be ashamed.
Meldrick:
"Hi. I'm Mrs. Pissed. I've redecorated for your capping pleasure. Please feel free to go on making a mockery of all that's decent."
Occupant:
Weekly wax bill... $947... Not being mistaken for a mountain gorilla... priceless.
Fee:
Toilets... of the FUTURE! They use transporter technology to beam your colon clean! Ted here has a severe case of the "Sliders"
Fee:
They're real, and they're spectacular!
Laserblast:
Don tries the "gooify" setting on his Anal Intruder for the first time.
Occupant:
Dammit! How can we do an historically accurate show about Rennaissance limosine drivers when every five minutes, a plane flies over?
Laserblast:
"I went down on Joe Don Baker, y'know."
Laserblast:
"Really? Joe Don Baker? Was the pay any good?"
Laserblast:
"What pay?"