Hippie:
Much better than their old "Guaranteed or a Money Shot" warranty.
JediClone:
Leader One was impeached from his office as commander of The GoBots after allegations he had sex with a Transformer, an affair labeled 'StarscreamGate'.
Reynard_T_Fox:
*beep* "No I don't like scary movies, shut up!" *beep* "Dammit, doesn't anybody call for anything else on Caption This?"
Laserblast:
Sure, the eye-popping trick was a huge chick magnet, and lots of fun at parties. But darned if it wasn't getting harder and harder to push back in every time.
Angel_Noir:
The interior director formerly known as Prince's ho.
MirandaRamsey:
"Lesbian Headquarters, Lesbian here!" (See, cause she's wearing purple. Stereotypes are funny!)
Occupant:
Old, nasty Penny Marshall confronts her younger, more Laverne-y self.
Reynard_T_Fox:
"Aw shucks, my product isn't THAT good. It's mostly just worthless junk for insomniacs-" "Ixnay on the odesty-may!" "What? Oddity Day?"
Laserblast:
Maybe it was the intoxicating scent of clover, or the 5 beers she'd had at lunch, but the boom-mike guy was starting to look mighty fine to Sandra.
JoeAnthrax:
Karen would entertain friends and family by doing her "Night of the Living Dead" look...
medusaD:
"OH MY GOD!!!! My Depend just reached full capacity!!!"