Laserblast:
Norm MacDonald has a thing for underage Organians.
Cerg:
Jeff's smugness ended quickly what with the warp core breach and all.
IncredibleMeltingMan:
Shut the door....5, six....pick up sticks....
Fee:
"Oh yeah, I lost most of the weight when I gave birth to little Tiffany..."
Laserblast:
"Turns out that little girl trapped in my chest hairs was the source of all that extra weight!"
Fee:
But refused to buy new pants...
MirandaRamsey:
Birthplace of Sampo. *Bows*
MirandaRamsey:
It's a well kept secret that the perfect "boiled New England dinner" includes a farmer's wife with the droopiest of chests.
Laserblast:
"Well, sure, I come for the Captioning, but I *stay* for all those cool WWF banners!"
Laserblast:
Apparently RuPaul's suffering from the same pigmentation disease as Michael Jackson.
Fee:
The Evil Dead has taken over her hand is now kicking the shit out of her. Kitty Dukakis looks on with evil delight.
Laserblast:
"Today's topic is: Deodorant - Roll-On or Spray? Any thoughts, Cindy?" "On what?" "Our topic?" "I forgot." "Forgot what?" "I dunno."
Fee:
Studies show, beating people with our Clubulator 2000 with patented insa-hemmorage technology provides far superior results over bargain brand blunt weapons.
Laserblast:
"Aw crap, I missed the Yellow Brick exit! Shit, this invisible floating map the Munchkins gave me is worthless!"
MirandaRamsey:
"Nice rack."
MirandaRamsey:
I'm in tears. That's one of my favorite 70s tunes. It brings back so many memories.
Laserblast:
"Let me in! The subtitles have a contract out on my clothes!"
MirandaRamsey:
I think I missed the dispensation of acid to Caption This.