E_B_A:
"Call me a pussy will they? I oughta hit them with my labia!"
Evil_Furby:
"Ch-ch-ch changes."
Occupant:
Up for bids at eBay, the Pam and Tommy honeymoon bed, hosed down eighteen times and ready for use.
Cerg:
"Wonder twin powers, ACTIVATE!" After all the steroids, Chuck wasn't very sure of much anymore
Laserblast:
But we'll miss you most of all, Cowardly Lion.
Widget:
"Ooooooo...I'll give you *such* a PINCH!!"
E_B_A:
"Of course being Grace Jones means I've had a stub for years... but thanks to Chuck I have grown it into a real, functioning penis! Thanks, Chuck!"
kmp:
I believe you people are all mildly disturbed and in need of counseling. Time for the lithium treatments! Tah!
Laserblast:
"NOT ENOUGH MEMORY. <A>BORT, <R>ETRY, <F>AIL?"
Laserblast:
Sadly, Christie never did get around to finishing listening to that song. She was stuck on trying to "imagine there's no heaven."
Laserblast:
"Hi, kids! It's me, Kooky The Wonder Clown! I'll be here for the next 30 minutes to amuse and delight you with my lies, tall tales, and Jim Carrey impressions!"
Widget:
"Hi! I'm one of the dark horsemen of the Apocalypse, here to rain fear and terror on your civilization--but you can call me Don!"
Laserblast:
Don test-drives the new '99 Anal Intruder! "Big ride, feels smooth!"
E_B_A:
"Wow! And you say its name is 'Steely Dan'? RAPTURE!"
Fee:
Or on a roof with a gun: "Whores... all whores... Hmmm, that one looks kind of like 'her'..."*KAK!* *KAK!*
E_B_A:
"Ahh! Ack! Jimmy! I said, no teeth! No candy for you!"
E_B_A:
All eyes are on Betty as she spits out gallstone after gallstone.
Fee:
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