amycamus:
"Come here! I coulda made a fortune off that Triple Crown, dammit! I'm gonna break ALL your legs!"
SpaceToast:
I like this; drowning the people responsible at the end of a show.
DeucePM:
Oh, come on, whizzing on the Wailing Wall is just plain wrong!
famousmortimer:
I get out of the lab plenty! Why do you ask?
TurkeyVolGuessingMan:
Oh, my NAME! Yes! Behold, Earthlings! I am turkey volume guessing man! For any given space there is a finite # of turkeys to fill said space...
tiggernpooh:
The announcement of Windows 2000 was met with the usual limited excitement.
MrJuggins:
Josette said this would keep me warm at night and it did!! If I had batteries it would be even better!
Laurie2K:
Not being a sailor, but envious of their exotic pets, Madame Toussaude liked to carry a succubus on her shoulder..
Agent_Moldy:
Friends don't let Santa drive drunk
CommandoChicken:
"I haven't told anyone this, but I haven't peed since your mother died."
DrG0NZ0:
"Da hedge has something he would like to say to you."
Hippie:
...is likely infringing upon copyrighted material of Brad Richdale or offensive to prudish members of FortuneCity (welcome to Jazz's world!)
famousmortimer:
The Brown Badge of Courage
OrtegaSE:
"Whoa Kirk! This IMAX 3-d Porn Idea was GREAT! They Must be 5 stories tall!
TGoodchild:
"Hey! Where's Goosio, ya effiminate Maltese freak?"
Lanzman:
"We're down to a handfull of peanuts, Spock. Better start dancing again."
ericbohner:
You can tell alot about a person's sex life by their bumber stickers
GersonK:
"By this time, my lungs were..."