E_the_E:
And God said, "Let there be light...and less shows with Kevin Sorbo in them."
buddygirl:
Sniff! " He was a good hamster!"
cscott:
"...and there, hanging from the side of the ox-cart... was a hook!"
Zonk:
"I'm an alien... a low-budget, you-can't-see-I-have-three-breasts alien...
Astryk9:
some people just can't pulloff the evening gown look
bugwber:
"Walk this way."
Astryk9:
that's one hungry clam
Scouty:
"Yep, baby! I STILL got the Breasts of Death!"
DiscoBoy:
"Dude, you've got, like, crabs in your hair."
DeucePM:
"...so that's when I got into yoga, and--hey! You're trying to light me on fire with your mind, aren't you?!"
DeadBishop:
"You gonna use that Epi-Wookie?"
DancingQueen:
Karen was always jealous that her younger sister was smarter than she was.
Daleman:
It's *not* a headband, bitch! (SMACK!)
famousmortimer:
Bring me salt shaker you will, my fries you will season
Scouty:
Dude, I'm so messed up!"
tedj:
Sorry, I just washed my tenacles and can't do a thing with them!
DiscoBoy:
Yeah, and I'm Tiger Woods...
animebabe:
abort/retry/fail