Seffy:
"Yes.... I've been a VERY BAD boy!"
tedj:
Maybe I could glue it back on!
Hireling:
...one day, a lifetime of therapy.
DancingQueen:
"Did he say meet me by the torch, or the radial arm saw blade?"
FryGirl:
"Damn, let's come back later...Jesus ain't up yet."
Xigeous:
"Damn! The hamster is stuck again!"
Acrylic:
"Boy, you don't get to these yard sales early, you miss out on the good stuff."
robofreak:
"Thanks for showing me how to roll those papers Will!"
Daleman:
Beats working.
BuckFifty:
"Now, you may experience some pain, seeing as this is my first time piercing nipples..." "It's what?" *CLAMP* "AHHHH!!!!!"
Deus_Ex_Microphona:
Spock just can't resist looking at the roach motels little "guests" try to "check out".
MadSigntist:
"....and the act of mating continues into the third day until the mother-in-law throws cold water onto the groom and... hey, you okay with this?"
Jeffie:
Come on Jim, surely you can do ONE sit-up.
SkaQueen:
Captain, do I look like Ohura to you? Get your own damn coffee.
quickdraw:
We now return to "A TV Rating On Elm Street"...
WonderChick:
"I mentioned the words 'conjugal visit' and she bashed me over the head with her vibrator!"
Enapov:
I'll stop holding your ears when you start doing it right!!!!
devildoll:
"We appear to be getting stoned and basically just farting around, Captain."