Daleman:
My kingdom for a shoping cart.
YingYang:
Blowjobs ain't so illogical if they're done right, eh, Spock?
doublestuf:
Keir Dullea sings his Greatest Hits on....Sliders?
FryGirl:
Can't we just go BUY a Christmas tree?
Katkin:
Mike would do anything to get into camera shot.
Madsigntist:
"Captain has a lot on his mind, apparently. Else, he would have noticed we removed the toilet stall walls."
BuckFifty:
keogh? "Now where the hell did Gozilla get his cabbie's license?" Judges? *ding ding* Correct! *crowd goes wild*
DrLarry:
Look out! The guy in that Camaro has a Fart-gun
ladyphase:
"I want to be able to tie my own shoes! Sci-fi me!"
Kiarren:
The one and only headache medicine formulated especially for your llama.
zapman23:
Mrs. Robinson, are you trying to seduce me?
Neoknight:
Come on out, Mandy. The cappers don't bite. "No! They'll mock me, I know it!"
GersonK:
"Notintheface! Notintheface!"
Blankman:
Careful, we don't want to pop him!
tedj:
Honey, I'm getting concerned! You've been pregnant for 15 months now. Are you sure your doctor says this is right?
nashtbrutushort:
Hungry for an old-fashioned breakfast, Nosferatu decides to fire up the ol' waffle iron....
Astryk9:
well i've never had one do that before
SlimShady:
Harry the plumber was distraught over the company's new belt wearing/no ass showing policy