Mutants_Dad:
Mom, have you ever not felt fresh? I mean Penny and I are in synch and we're flowing like Niagra Falls.
144b:
Cop a feel of a fender? talk about auto erocticia.
psymorph:
...by Marx.
Dairai:
Xena: Warrior Phrenologist
Bigstupid:
Damnit! That's not a deer! Oh well, let's try over there...
E_B_A:
Tag-team group sex is all the rage on college campuses.
astryk9:
wow, mine sprays
SunSinner:
When you get a fierce hankerin' for the rousing nightlife of Possom Trot, KY, nothing else will do.
Geier:
...and with the special attachment, it can make hundreds of julian fries!
RodRocket:
"No, really, it was great. I just wasn't expecting it to be over so fast."
Laurie2K:
"Being an archaeologist sucks here. Not only did they cut off my salary, I lost my d*ck last month to a rogue phirana!"
Generik:
We now return to Cross-Dressing World Conquerors of the Upper Zambesi...
FryGirl:
A much better seller than 'Fitness Made Real Fucking Complicated'.
joe678:
o/' "Tits and ass...." o/' "CUT! Roy, we're running out of film...."
amycamus:
Hoping to attract converts, Pope John Paul ll puts some Pink Floyd on the CD player and begins a session of "Vatican Laserium"
Widget:
"Hey--DON'T LAUGH! I'm making progress with the Viagara!"
cscott:
Let's see... dies... lives... lives... don't know... lives... lives... and... dies.
UnReality:
"Does it hurt when I tweak your nipple like this, Ensign?"