TGoodchild:
"As you know, the LAPD likes to take note of individuals' distinguishing characteristics. Now here's a breastomatic print of Pamela Lee..."
Spamdinger:
"Look, man, just aim for the cup."
Scouty:
Well, it's Horse Shoes...so....
Wingnut:
*BONK* "Doh! Damn, tea house!"
walden000:
The sequel to an American Werewolf in London, A Japanese Gorilla in Paris
Ragbot:
Phallus atlanticus.....
Simon_Templar:
You know it's time to throw out your zombie when she starts to collect mold.
Bigstupid:
Fifty." "Seventy." "Fifty Five." "Eighty." "We're bargaining! You're supposed to go DOWN." "I go 'down' for eighty."
Erik_Dressel:
"Well...... I guess you're not a woman"
Brondar:
Montana? Only things that come from Montana are steers and queers! And you ain't got no horns, boy!
JediClone:
... and that was the last time Ed used an Acme Portable Hole to wash his face...
Jazzsoda:
They hired Bland to clean up this town, but when he showed up with the Black & Decker Power Painter they were a little disappointed.
Hippie:
Is he stil making voodoo dolls of the staff? *Still bleeding from the anus, Rocky? *Savagely, sir. *I guess that means yes.
Laserblast:
'Not Without My Nads', the world's first alien abduction musical comedy.
Occupant:
More cunning and dangerous than the run of the mill oboler.
animebabe:
Many have been haunted my famous people... Julie was haunted by Meatloaf.
DiscoBoy:
It's the bland leading the blind...
Fastlash:
Okay, I know it sounded like a great idea, but now I'm just not sure about this gay porn thing... plus your sister is watching...