YingYang:
Elton John's being attacked by fairies. Ironic, isn't it?
amycamus:
Despite a nasty flu, Lee Trevino comes in 4 under par in the U.S. Open...
saint_marie:
meanwhile... back at the Japanese Experience Hentai Emporium...
MisterK:
A woman walks into a bar...
Chrissy_99:
"Suicide Hotline, please stay on the line until our respondents can get to you. Music from "Jump" plays.
ZRowsdower:
Ah, this must be the morgue's produce department.
DiscoBoy:
"So... How long you been hooking, Mr. Sheen?"
BuckFifty:
"So all I do is crap in the bag and leave it on the doorstep? Ok." *pulls down pants* *ding dong* *partner runs away* "What the hell? Oh man..." *ass swaying*
MadSigntist:
Witness the horror of Stephen King's....'Riding Mowers of Ultimate, Pink & Squiggly Doom'.
Fee:
Sinead O'Connor finally snaps "I want hair, dammit!"
Scouty:
Mulder always knew how to use the rod...hey! a flashlight! Ya gals are sick!
amycamus:
Donny Most grows up.
TGoodchild:
"Captain, your shipment of rogaine is..." "Ixnay on the ogaineRay!"
TGoodchild:
Ah, the mysteries of Lorena Bobbit's freezer...
E_B_A:
"Well. I french kissed the iron. Gimmie my five bucks."
Hippie:
Order God now and get this killer blooper tape, including giraffes, Ethiopia, and Carrot Top.
Tumbler:
"Bob ... ain't no music OR lightshow, that's gonna cover the go-go girls on meathooks ... what the Hell were you thinking?"
TravisBickle:
After his family abandoned him years before, Gerald would enjoy having dinner conversations with cardboard cutouts of actors, not noticing the difference.