Enapov:
Why wouldn't we want you for homelycoming queen Betty?
bugwber:
While revolting to her, Sally couldn't help but stare at Rodney's nipple ring.
glenh:
what the hell did they do to the smurfs?
animebabe:
I want to be so obtuse no one will understand me. I want to be made fun of. I want an armadillo down my pants. Sci-Fi me.
Shaft:
"Mr. Manson, Truman Capote is here to see you..."
MrHand:
How a world famous geologist fires up his bong
144b:
The Dalli Lama in the all new Leave it to Budha.
tedj:
If you want anything I'll be on the other side of the peep hole masturbating
TravisBickle:
After turning fifty, Mad Max turned into Middle Aged Max, searching the desert for garage sales and yelling at the kids, "Shaddup, ya little dingos!"
Hippie:
Figures! Just when I get accustomed to the flavor of life in the Orange Brigade they transfer me to Banana Battalion!
E_B_A:
It's a Scooby Doo reunion! Too bad Scoob had to be put to sleep and Velma died of cancer.
Artanas:
"I found these fingers...must belong to that occupado fella. Strange huh?"
GuloGulo:
"This had better be important, you bastard...I was having the Steve Forbes dream again."
Seltaeb:
Joey asked the Make A Wish Foundation if he could meet the Supremes. Only Mary Wilson showed up. But he's a veg, so it doesn't matter.
JediClone:
No Ted" "Aw c'mon!" "NO!" "But she's grabbin' em! Why cant I?"
Yog_Sothoth:
"Excuse me, do you have any Grey Poupon, a cup of cooking oil, a rubber suit, and a condom?"
spookylilgirl:
Bob Vila shows you how to find the perfect place for your very own vortex!
Neoknight:
"I want to grow up big and strong! I want to be an Olympic athelete! I want painful calcium deposits on all my joints! Got Milk?"