Yeepa:
Octagenarian Prostitutes, today on Geraldo
Occupant:
No! Stop the sketch! It's too silly!
Myrtle:
I'm sorry dear, but daddy has to go kill all the jews in the world. Won't you like that?
IllegalityGirl:
Monkey!!!! Not again...
Hippie:
I killed him... I killed that boy! I ain't goin' back Pony Boy
Yeepa:
Tinkerbell, get the hell out of my ear!
Cloque:
On the last episode of Coma....
BudClare:
Nick and Tracy like to sneak off to the bathroom to compare notes
GuloGulo:
"Dad? You OK? Dad? Uh-oh, mom, looks like you were right about the mayonaise."
SkyKing:
Must....Ring....Bells....
Cloque:
When Kabouki Artists go bad
Jazzsoda:
Man, that Christopher Reeves must've been out taking a leak the day they passed out luck
BudClare:
I just can't buy Courtney Love as June Cleaver
Occupant:
Al Sharpton goes for a more casual look when he does his radio program
Beedo:
And now, R.I.P presents "Death of a Salesman"