GuloGulo:
These damned futuristic mailboxes keep following me around because they know my visa bill was due yesterday
Hippie:
It's a dark day in Fargo when OJ moves to town
Keogh:
"Bill,Bill, Deaththreat, Deaththreat, Postcard from Mom, AOL 10 hrs. Free, Deaththreat"
Jazzsoda:
Kolchak tries to talk Benny into accepting ChuckieCheese tokens for admittance into the strip show
Hippie:
"Beldar: The Night Stalker"
Chuckles:
Wow Trumpie, you can do stupid stuff
Wubba:
Bob Vila rushes to E-Mail Norm Abrahms, after falling through the ceiling of his latest project
LuvBJones:
"This is our renewal contract, should I sign it?"
kilOwatt:
Jack Lemmon and Walter Mathau in "Grumpy Little Boys"
slowdog:
Must....Ring....Bells....
Ragbot:
Bored out of their minds, the two astronauts compare stool samples
Hinermad:
1: Lift Nozzle. 2: Raise Latch. 3:Dispense Fuel--Please Pre-pay between 6PM and 6AM
CheezCadet:
Love what you've done with your hair Jamima
skyking:
Mr. Bill's Head was discovered among the ruins of the Lost City of Atlantis today. In other news...
questor:
No one told Akira there were snapping turtles in the bath