SpaceToast:
Leona ate so slowly all of her dates have either fallen asleep or tried to kill her
Arkington:
Ya'know, if I wasn't drunk off my ass, I'd swear I was in a crappy movie!
heichman:
Speak slowly, I'm blonde....
Occupant:
Marc didn't actually believe he'd knock his teeth in
joni:
How to tell if you're on fire
LouSFC:
Larry Storch at Mardi Gras
SpaceToast:
"Ya' know for a robot, he's got a really_nice_ass"
Mr13:
"You know Joe, you really shouldn't wear till after Memorial Day"
CaveDweller:
Looks like Mother Theresa is about to raid the fridge
Yeepah:
Shinola O' Connor. Ya' know, I can't tell Sinead from Shinola!
Yeepah:
I ran into a mime today. Look what the little bastard did to my shirt
Occupant:
Well how'd you get your tit caught in it? Stop squirming!
RubberSoul:
The fine acting talent of Laurence Harvey
Carm:
Boy George joins the army
TheEyeCreature:
I'm good enough, smart enough, and gosh darn it people like me!