YingYang:
The Elves got the unedited version of 'Debbie Does Dallas'........
Ragbot:
Snow white's doin the Pole dance again....
Chief_Rocko:
This WunderBra has REALLY helped me to get in touch with my feminine side.. but I HATE it when the wires get caught in my chest hair!
Son_Of_Bungle:
"Why, yes I'ld like to save 75% on long distance. Why don't you come by the house, and we'll sacrafice a goat to seal the deal. Hello? Hehe..."
YingYang:
What a dickhead
bosko:
Right hand green!
Chief_Rocko:
You think it feels good NOW - wait 'til we actually TOUCH... that gum still stuck in your hair, hah?
EBrown:
Me not so horny right now...
NurseNoir:
Back of card reads: "This holiday card created just for you by a paraplegic artist with two left feet and a breast fetish. Thanks for supporting the handicapped
claimdude:
Al asks for media coverage of his hunger strike. "I won't eat again 'til I'm in Washington!!!" 'I'll call your life insurance agent, dear.'
DiscoBoy:
Keith Haring activates his zombified minions to take over the world! MWAHAHAHAHA!
IMissMST3K:
Doncha just hate post-nasal drips?!?!