theDON:
put it all on black stallion in the 5th race. thats right all of it
BuckFifty:
"Hi, I'm your Captain. *hic* We'll be flying at about 40 000 feet today. Pretty f*ckin' high up huh? Ooo boy, shouldnt'a had the fish... *vomits*"
WaffleKing:
at the law firm, Smith, Williams, & Fonzie
Widget:
"(sigh!) Sometimes, a guy's just *gotta* be alone with a girl's bicycle seat!"
rick12string:
Biff and Kip's new performance art presentation "Dance of the Athens Boys" was the reported cause of shots being fired from the passing church bus.
mozart1:
Six million dollars doesn't buy what it use to.
Proberman:
.oO(Mmmmmm. Breasticles...)
144b:
Tighter!! Tighter!! Oh come on!! More tighter!!
Econ:
I know I should feel bad about firing the two of you, but I do not. Acctually, it was kind of fun.
Claudia_Morrison:
Doris Day starring in Striptease
Caramel:
"Hmmmmm...did I leave the crack pipe on this morning?"
StmchPump:
I tried to tell them all that I wasn't crazy, They Wouldn't listen, So I killed them
DavidVader:
Kate Mulgrew? MAKEUP!
NurseNoir:
"If you must know, doctor, it's a Vulcan urine collection bag. Sex isn't the only thing we do just once every seven years... "
BuckFifty:
Hell, I'd be smiling like that too if some midget named Paco was licking my feet all night... Was that out loud?
SunSinner:
"I think the top strap goes there." "You sure? Recheck the manual..."
Madsigntist:
"Yes, with any luck, Windom's Wattle will choke off the vacuum supply from the Doomsday Machine.
gowest:
Bad Goatee day