Neoknight:
"So, Cleopatra says, 'Not now, I'm on my pyramid!'" Tim, we're taping Sightings here. "Shut up. I hate hecklers..."
144b:
He is designing a new skull to cut down on wind resistance.
Harlequine:
All I remember is that I was at this party with Andy Warhol, and it all goes black after that....
NurseNoir:
"Well, Mr. Bobbit, I think there might just be something we can do with this... "
girlnextdoor:
Wow!! That's the biggest bed snake I have EVER seen!
LuvBJones:
Can you really battle the Prince of Darkness on a moped?
VladTheImpaler:
Gonna make you squeeeeeeeeel!
Cyberbeast:
"Are you going to eat that?"
amycamus:
"But I AM bachelorette Number 3! You can't change your mind NOW!"
Neoknight:
"Give me two Big Macs and some fries." "Captain, that goes to Engineering."
gowest:
To all hands, FOODFIGHT!
Toob:
Dorothy gazed in horror as it became evident the Tin Man had wished for a hard-on.
Tumbler:
"Shouldn't you have graduated with my Dad?" - "Shut up and hand over the money .. and tell your Dad he still owes me for those 2 days I was sick."
DiggerSteamshovel:
Jim Henson's Kennedy Babies
SaltyDog:
You go into the woods, find 'em, shoot 'em, and tie 'em to your hood. Yup, it's tourist season.
robofreak:
When life gives you lemons, make them blurry.
NurseWho:
Told ya the cops would believe me, Mr. "Kid-loving Clown!"
DancingQueen:
"Tee-hee! That tickles, Camp Counselor Tommy!"