144b:
He gets those facical ticks anytime someone says Cylons.
Pakman:
"I can.. SENSE quality in a woman." "Yeah too bad you didn't sense the WET PAINT sign."
fut:
We're out of blow!
DrSeruzawa:
For the ten millionth time, Roxanne... TURN OFF THAT DAMMED RED LIGHT!
rick12string:
"Dale and I want our damn money back--"
teambanzai:
Hmmmm. No blood presure I recomend lot's of stress and at least three pots of coffee a day
Scouty:
The Cappers With Bad Toupee jokes 12-step program had a good initial turn out...
amycamus:
Something has gone horribly, horribly wrong with Trigger's gelding...
Agent_Moldy:
"Dahhh, lady pretty. Dag like pretty lady. Dag marry pretty lady." "I'll get you for setting me up on this blind date, bitch..."
Tonya_Harding:
"You broke my lucky bowling ball?!"
BuckFifty:
"Are you there God? It's me, Margar..." *SHUT THE HELL UP YOU WHINING BITCH!* "God?" *F*CK OFF!*
WEIRD_1:
well we like family activities like seal clubing
DiscoBoy:
JoeCrow?
gowest:
Danger Will Robinson Danger
Cupid_arkham:
"To drink or not to drink, that is the question, is it nobler to suffer the heart ache of lost love or to get stinking drunk."
Neoknight:
Nigel Bennett was famed for his ability to cause even men to have an orgasm just by blowing on thier ear.
Acrylic:
"No, it doesn't look any bigger from this angle."
Xigeous:
"Well, what about *you* Sulu? Would *you* like to hear me play my sweet potato?"