evetsggod:
c'mon, you HAVE to give grandma a kiss goodbye!
twilight23:
ricki lake is forced into detox clinic
Amon:
"Just lean back, put your hands in these cuffs, and relax."
Neoknight:
"Got-any-downers-on-ya? Huh? Huh? Got-any-downers-on-ya??"
NurseNoir:
...oooOOO " ......... " OOOooo...
SageMadHatter:
You are the last single guy I guess I'll have to go ruin someone else's marriage
TGoodchild:
Nap Time for the Michigan Militia...
BuckFifty:
Ever the elusive invisible friend, Paco the Woodchuck nibbles on Sam's ass and then runs away.
MadSigntist:
The gauziness of this image, combined with razor sharp bones of her face, make me want to screw an Oz-monkey witchey style.
Sondheim:
"Ed, remember that talk we had about 'good touch - bad touch'?" "Yeah Paul." "That is a bad touch."
Loodvig:
Don Rickles is John Quincy Adams...
Hippie:
At last! Don Rickles had the dirt on J. Peterman! But he couldn't "out" him without revealing himself as well!
Hippie:
What was with that huge ball of fire, Mr. Spock? *It's out now, right? RIGHT? It's illogical to keep going on about it. More onion rings?
Artanas:
Off the record captain?" "Yes Bones" "Well, pardon me, but your mother is one hideous she-male" "And?"
quickdraw:
"Kirk to Enterprise... Okay... Who's the wiseguy that used the ship to sky write "Surrender Dorothy Or Die"...?"
DancingQueen:
"Mom? Mr. Postman? What're you doing? Doesn't that hurt?"
psymorph:
(Depends heavily upon the kindness of strangers.)
144b:
Thank you but I don't wear these.