"JoeCrow's Caption Gallery Page 82"





YingYang:
"Your money's on the dresser, Chocolate"


crowww:
geez Gim!!! its just a standard rectal exam.


TGoodchild:
Khan's business card reads, "World Domination, genocide, dictatorship, and light barbery."


Artanas:
``....cuz, well, frankly we don't know how caustic Amplevaginalsecretions are...`` (Boy, the depravity of 6.am capping! Ha!)


JediClone:
Missed a payment on her mail-order beauty system. Got her pinky smashed in a "freak accident". Mary Kay is one mean SOB.


HanoverF:
She'd blink or show emotion, but then the elaborate series of pulleys thay keep her face taught would collapse like a deck of cards.


Seltaeb:
"...and I grabbed hold of the chipmunks, and no matter how hard they pulled, they wouldn't let go of my eyebrows. So I moussed 'em and now I have a lovely bob!"


Voodoo_Hacker:
...brought to you by InfoCom. That's right! We used to make computer games in the 80's, what's it to ya?


matrix29:
Watch me --- up to the knuckle.


crowww:
If your too lazy to build a deck you can get these atractive pallets free from your local hardware store


Sevengraff:
Come on Ralphie shoot this eye out. "Eye" dar e ya'"


ZephyrLily:
you can start with the commercial.


animebabe:
They'll have to bring their own chairs, and some will have to stand outside.


Artanas:
Pinny makes quilts!" "Shut up!" "He wears a dress!" "Silence!" "Pinny's into naughty fabrics!" "That's it!"


Mr13:
"Well admittedly Frank it wasnt the best, and Im sad to say that this cigarette is lasting longer than you did."


Klatuu:
Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!


YingYang:
"Mr Yeltzin, your dinner's here..."


zaphod555:
that's a nice sex slave...



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