Agent_Moldy:
(a lá Goofy) "Uh-hyuck!"
Xigeous:
So is a six pack. Your call.
Ragbot:
Dyslexic's of the World - UNTIE!
Generik:
Barney's rival, Ed, the Incontinent Moose, with today's lesson on the value of clutter.
Xigeous:
"I've never seen so many dials! I'm in Heaven!"
Balderdash:
"Sorry 'bout hittin' you on the head with that baseball bat" "Oh, it's ok... uh... what was you name again?"
Xigeous:
"Flanders, you idiot, put those away! I said you'd get a raise when pigs FLY, not DANCE!"
clover:
It's rubs the lotion on it's body, or it gets the hose again.
FirebrandX:
I could make a better woman out of playdough and some drier lint.
amycamus:
Frampton Comes Alive!
LiannaSky9:
"But these AREN'T pajamas!"
YingYang:
He is NOT whipped!!! Tell them, Dave...TELL THEM YOU SPINELESS SHIT!!!!"
oldcrow678:
Now, there's a balcony you can do Shakespeare from.....
BuckFifty:
"Hello? No this is not the Gillian Anderson phone sex line. *click*" "Hello? No I can't squeal like a tribble...*click*" "Hello? What? Klingon this buddy
Generik:
I said fifty bucks, dammit! Fifty bucks, just like in town! Now you cough it up, or I'm gonna Lambada your ass into next week!
Batqueen:
"I just woke up and decided to stick a fork in a light socket."
SpydieGirl:
If you buy the radio, will it levitate when you get it home?
Agent_Moldy:
WEDGIEEEEEEE!!!