CYBERBEAST1701:
So when Itchy hits Scratchy with the hammer, it really doesn't hurt?"
DALECOOPER:
"Let me get this: I put this rod in the sand, it makes thumping sounds and a big-ass Sandworm will show up."
D_Idaho:
"I could have sworn I parked in the wasteland lot."
big_red:
Eileen Brennan does a fan dance.
JAMMco:
"You look just like someone I saw at the Circus.... No I guess not, he was wearing a mask., Never Mind"
VonShtupp:
Goddam! I blew a head gasket!
Dante83:
"Yes, Tony Danza is a fine actor. We were fools ever to believe otherwise. Join us......"
Laurie2K:
"Call me Chunkhead again and your OTHER foot gets it!"
Starluck:
Mr. Burton? Oh, Mr. Burton...?? Anyone home?
Xtree:
The rare Friday the 13th version of Mystery Date.
Kergillian:
It's Boxing Day! Watch how quickly these workers can build a wooden box around Mike Tyson's head!
MissMoist:
Now where did I put that box of Cheerios?
JAMMco:
"Hey, you wanna see something really scary?"
Jillian:
o/ "I feel pretty, oh so pretty, I feel pretty and witty and gay.../o
Lady_Ashram:
The Telletubies might make a movie
Loodvig:
Love child of Eric Clapton and Pete Townsend...
fish:
this is your brain on..............the floor?
Xtree:
Competes directly with Mongoose Goldberg's Judo and Spiny Aardvark Blintzstein's Jiu-Jitsu