amycamus:
"I'll start with the baked goat cheese and mesclun salad in the champagne-blueberry vinaigrette, and then the Chateaubriand. Oh, and a diet Coke."
bugwber:
woman wearing plaid... entering a rocky crack.... Freud would have a field day
Lanzman:
"So, anyway, there I was, rasslin' the Gorn single-hand... OH, MY GOD, THAT CHICK IS TOPLESS !!
Geier:
As Kirk stares dramatically off-screen, Peachy The Down-Trodden Mime somberly considers the waste he's made of his life.
Occupant:
And now . . . The Pirate Alphabet: Aaaaaaaaar! AYE! Ooooh!
Xigeous:
Gee. I wish *my* girlfriend had a steering wheel on her head.
MadSigntist:
Well, it sorta feels like a Vulcan shlong, only more distend...SPOCK! Not again, sheesh!"
BuckFifty:
Yet another proud poppa confronts Kirk about his relationship with his daughter...
Enapov:
The giant purple pill will bring redemption on the occupants of planet Moresex!
JAMMco:
"Plants need sun, you need to get out more during the day."
EBrown:
A destitute Mandrake the Magician wanders the streets, screaming "Punjab, you bastard!"
big_red:
"Hello, mother of four." "Up yours, father of one."
9volt:
"Spitting in your food won't make it taste any better"
Tin_God:
Frank Gorshin for President. Think about it.
psychomorph:
At their tourist shop, I hear they sell pope-on-a-rope soap...
questor:
Prom Queen at Chernobyl High.
Ragbot:
Look! I can blow a bubble out of My ear!
bugwbr:
Juliet Lewis in "Natural Born Tourists"