YingYang:
"My motto: If you're drunk, you're willing, baby..."
kikboxgirl:
"Cool! My first breast implant patient!"
Geier:
"Nurse, why didn't you TELL me this man wasn't pregnant? Now we'll have to bill his insurance for the operation, anyway!"
MstrArca:
You know, if you shake my head back and forth it sounds like a can of spraypaint
Shaft:
"It's just that you've been patting guys on the butts more than most players. A LOT more
Bowser:
"To answer your question; Yes, Ghosts cruise."
queenguinivere:
Um, I'm not quite dead...no I feel much better. I think I'll go for a walk. I feel happy! I feel happy!
Xigeous:
"Look, all I know is my girlfriend's missing and YOU'VE got chocolate on your breath."
tcartwright:
Here at Ford, weve' determined that dummies just aren't giving us enought crash test data. So...
MadSigntist:
Bay Area fisherman, Anos Nozes, looks for his wide dispersal harpoon gun. It's the only productive way to fish for sealions.
Xexus:
Damn it ... all those Advil lessons gone to waste
Chairboy:
"We've got Worm-Sign!"
blitzkrieg25:
shiny things sure are shiny....
D_Idaho:
The little know Igor testimony of the OJ trial.
BaronZemo:
"Polyester Blend Bad!"
Tequila_Mockingbird:
They did the Mash! It was the Monster Mash... It was Smash!..
Vicious:
"Where's the kaboom? There was supposed to be an Earth shattering kaboom"
Slade5:
"And then I grabbed him like this, and shook the life out of him!.....You ever kill a man johnny?"