"JoeCrow's Caption Gallery Page 69"





Hippie:
The Sci-Fi Channel has given in to demands and now spends your lousy-screengrab-time constructively, learning helpful, cryptic Japanese phrases.


Seltaeb:
" ...they always mock the one born with bear paws..."


MadSigntist:
Zamfir shows you how to create an attractive melody out of AIDS infected blood.


Shifter:
Having stolen it from Tarantino's house, Bob and Ethel were disappointed to learn the briefcase from Pulp Fiction only held half a banana sandwich.


Jazzsoda:
I love the intro to Andy Warhol's HBO Special.


GuloGulo:
Paul was amazed and disheartened when the fair maiden barely even noticed his gnarled, spiky penis.


Occupant:
I was born an original sinner. I was born from original sin. And, if I had a dollar . . .


Hippie:
This so-called "inescapable solitary cell" would have been a cinch to break out for Russell--if only they hadn't replaced his hands with flippers!


keogh:
Henry Fonda arbitrates a discussion between Robin Hood and Victor Buono: "He's offering three dates. I don't know if that's fruit or a night at the movies."


Artanas:
"Help me Yanni, you're my only hope..."


TravisBickle:
Seeing Sean Connery in a flourescent teddy bear outfit in The Avengers came pretty fucking close for me.


zombiewoof:
"Oh, sometimes I just like to rub his belly for hours. I've also learned to be sure he stays on this absorbent towel, as well."


Wombatman:
Sulu: "So how's the Captain's log doing, Sir?" Kirk: "Damn it, Sulu! My explosive diarhea is no laughing matter!"


Imac:
Uhoh! They've got a new pleasure device for Brandis


Viscious:
Mr. Magoo-san


battle:
Pat Bennatar takes her best shot, and FIRES AAWWWAAAAAYYYYYY!!


simorley:
Lamont leads an expedition into the junkyard.


CaveDweller:
You mean something might go WRONG if I actually had big-breasted Swedish women rubbing oil on me right now?



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