Hippie: The Sci-Fi Channel has given in to demands and now spends your lousy-screengrab-time constructively, learning helpful, cryptic Japanese phrases. |
Seltaeb: " ...they always mock the one born with bear paws..." |
MadSigntist: Zamfir shows you how to create an attractive melody out of AIDS infected blood. |
Shifter: Having stolen it from Tarantino's house, Bob and Ethel were disappointed to learn the briefcase from Pulp Fiction only held half a banana sandwich. |
Jazzsoda: I love the intro to Andy Warhol's HBO Special. |
GuloGulo: Paul was amazed and disheartened when the fair maiden barely even noticed his gnarled, spiky penis. |
Occupant: I was born an original sinner. I was born from original sin. And, if I had a dollar . . . |
Hippie: This so-called "inescapable solitary cell" would have been a cinch to break out for Russell--if only they hadn't replaced his hands with flippers! |
keogh: Henry Fonda arbitrates a discussion between Robin Hood and Victor Buono: "He's offering three dates. I don't know if that's fruit or a night at the movies." |
Artanas: "Help me Yanni, you're my only hope..." |
TravisBickle: Seeing Sean Connery in a flourescent teddy bear outfit in The Avengers came pretty fucking close for me. |
zombiewoof: "Oh, sometimes I just like to rub his belly for hours. I've also learned to be sure he stays on this absorbent towel, as well." |
Wombatman: Sulu: "So how's the Captain's log doing, Sir?" Kirk: "Damn it, Sulu! My explosive diarhea is no laughing matter!" |
Imac: Uhoh! They've got a new pleasure device for Brandis |
Viscious: Mr. Magoo-san |
battle: Pat Bennatar takes her best shot, and FIRES AAWWWAAAAAYYYYYY!! |
simorley: Lamont leads an expedition into the junkyard. |
CaveDweller: You mean something might go WRONG if I actually had big-breasted Swedish women rubbing oil on me right now? |
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