WEIRD_1:
climax concluded
D_Idaho:
"Sure, I'm up for bombing a goverment building tonight."
KTurtle:
"Look! I found a *hair* in my Coke!"
NightTrain:
Next on the Discovery Channel: "Butt Plugs of Easter Island."
Artanas:
"Dear Martha: Scrotum's healing fine, who'd a-thought they put bear traps there. Love, Mort"
Jazzsoda:
"We're ready for the boxing nun!"
JediClone:
The Romote Controlled Etch-a-Sketch! What wonders will man create next?
Cerg:
Marines storm the back nine of the Rosewood
Hippie:
Virtual Paper-Boy can train all your Sci-Fi Channel on-air talent for their future careers.
Jazzsoda:
For girls who think sex discrimination means not sleeping with Italians, press 90909090....
Hippie:
And do you remember the face of THIS screengrab, Hippie? Yes, you gave it quite a razzing! But all is forgiven on "This is Your Captioning Life"!
Tumbler:
Remember when Hallmark made some sense?
empressv:
o/ In a white room... with black lampshades... o/
samel:
"However, sharp shooters were always just out of the camera's view so that the people would remain 'honest'"
CaveDweller:
Ben Stien filed for bankrupsey after everyone won his money!
Crow_The_Robot:
"Yeah, sure. You're healed.".. These shows don't have the energy they used to.
RodRocket:
... then bulldozed, and put in a strip mall featuring a Circle K, a hair salon, and a really crappy Chinese take-out restaurant.
144b:
They found the dead sea receipts...