Generik:
Tragedy ensued when the Anderson family's dog spotted the paper from the third floor balcony and decided to "fetch."
Syddhartha:
The brass rod shields me from their sensors.
Gold_Astro_Ranger:
Am I a bigger ham that Shatner?
empressv:
Cheap Picasso knock-offs! Yours for only $99.95 and if you call now, we'll throw in a set of Ginsu Knives & Hari Kari the Home Version
Acrylic:
When Teddy Bears Attack.
MrHanky:
Whatchoo Talkin bout Willis?
Beedo:
Interpretive Sweeping gets funding from the National Endowment for the Atrs?
mynie:
I see David Lee Roth has found work since Van Halen
MrBungle:
They bought those weight-loss suits back in the 70's, and now that everything's retro, well, they just couldn't let them go to waste.
Mr13:
Another safe Value Jet landing, we apologize to any parents who lost kids who were on the soccor field at the time
Xtree:
...co-starring Billy Idol as Glenda, The Good Witch.
MirandaRamsey:
Braless in Seattle
Steve_Reeves:
The Smithsonian Museum Curator of Crockpots and his Assistant...
Xigeous:
It's NOT sleeping. This is a DEAD PARROT!"
Agent_Moldy:
Would I?
choinski:
The Pillsbury Doughboy regrets his unfortunate remark "eat Me"
SlamSam:
And for all you kinky bastards...
again:
The one man production of "A Chorus Line".