Annakie7:
Why is she cleaning the window with a beaver pelt?
empressv:
Devil Doll Barbie... new from Matel
Loodvig:
"Captain, my flea collar itches...."
Cerg:
Chicago lay in rubble after foolishly hosting yet another democratic national convention
CaveDweller:
"You're calling ME a butthead!!??"
JorGGirrrl:
"Now, I'm no psychiatrist, but I would say the need to keep your dental floss crocheted is not a good sign."
Salorann:
Every year, 500,000 Americans contract Glaucoma. If you have symptoms, consult a physician.
Viscious:
Allow me to extricate myself from your rear left tire and I'll tell you!
Howel:
Earth is 99 percent clay
Lelila:
They killed the SFC logo! You bastards!
FirebrandX:
You don't need to rely on your Psychokinesis to get the salt, just ask me to give it to you
Ivory_Tigress:
"Too...many... screwdrivers. Must... get back up.... the stairs..."
bethy76:
I think there's something wrong with the doll, she's not eating!
alienz:
yes honey, I'm sure Viagra will work for me. look what Rogain did for me!
Beags:
I don't care what you say, I'M HAVING THE BABY!
ReverendBeef:
Monica Lewinski withholding evidence
darkvortex:
..meanwhile the Tipper Gore stand-in try outs continued well into the night.
minusbrain:
my slides of stonehendge came back,the dwarfs are in everyone of them. damn