Generik:
Tickle Me Elmo's less popular cousin, Blow Me Fred.
OBLong:
Second hand smoke kills Dharma and nobody cares.
YibbleGuy:
Next on "John Hurt, Inept Farmer," John tries to milk the sink.
Daleman:
Very good, now bounce the ball and try to pick up as many jacks as you can. OK?
YibbleGuy:
I drank so much, I don't remember my life anymore. How many times did I marry Liz Taylor?"
Dairai:
The Frank Sinatra scene cut from Forrest Gump
KINGDINOSAUR:
You know your kid's a bully when he clothespins the other kids to his bike spokes instead of baseball cards.
viscious:
Barney Fife, Mayberry deputy and PCP addict.
HanoverF:
Unlike most people, Bob Villa's descent into insanity was almost instantaneous
Hippie:
Well, thank you all for coming out, but as you know, there can only be ONE Boxcar Willie.
OBLong:
Bread good. Fire Bad. Lazyboy broken!
keogh:
The villain is in his lair and he has the Crown Jewels in a souffle! Can you help us, Chef?" "If he can't take the heat, he'll have to..." >SMACK!< "...yeah."
Balderdash:
"Geez! How can she do that with only a butter knife and a can of whipped-cream?"
Hippie:
This time, the Gremlin on the wing is fuckin' with PIPPI LONGSTOCKING, THE STRONGEST GIRL IN THE WORLD!
eggzover:
Carl, the greenskeeper from "Caddyshack," now wears a white shirt but still sleeps on the job.
Godel:
You wanna see my tatoo of my mother?
chopsticks:
Listen to what old Jack Dawson always says...have ya paid your dues? Yes sir the check is in the mail!
Cillana:
Soapberg! Right ahead!