Farah:
No, Mr Ramsey, you cannot call me JonBenet. And get your hand off my knee!
CaveDweller:
The "Where's Waldo?" artist is getting lazy in his old age!
scifimama:
"I'm not a T.V. host but, I play one on T.V.!"
Crono69:
Bill Gates is really getting cheap. Now you have to put in a quarter to start up Windows 98 each time?
CaveDweller:
HEY!!! Fishin' with Orlando Wilson is on!!!! COOL!!!!!
KINGDINOSAUR:
"In other Mickey Mouse production news, Windows 98 continues to have problems crashing."
MadSigntist:
Elvis, while losing much weight after being sent down to the minors, STILL could not carry a tune worth a sh*t.
amycamus:
She's just been told that the afternoon video is, once again, "The Never-Ending Story"...
Gern:
Raggedy Ann gets elephantitis.
Wopsle:
It can't be so! Is my beard actually starting to come in?
Cpt_Sternn:
Peat Moss the source of all life! No thats not right
Muhe:
Revenge of The FLOCK OF SEAGULLS!
Angel_Noir:
The Young Gilligan Chronicles"
Xexus:
Mormon Gypsies of New Mexico
HanoverF:
"See this, its a friggin art test! I'm not a insurance salesman! Get over it people!!! Like all you damn cappers don't look alike to me!"
YingYang:
"Sure, take HIS side!"
dallastexas:
I can't talk now Mother, Dennis Franz is mooning me."
Vicious:
Proctology Race Contest: "On your mark, get set, PROBE!!!"