amycamus:
Pamela Anderson Lee?
Elindil:
Melvin held the suicide pill between his teeth, ready to bite if question about the octopus/bicycle incident.
wottop:
"Bored, huh. There must be a good 30 pencils up there."
MadSigntist:
Susan couldn't stand the way Marjorie went on and on about HER chemotherapy. She couldn't get a cough in edgewise.
Steve_Reeves:
Who's idea was it for us to cap the Jerry Springer Show?
Widget:
"Oh, geez...can't you cappers just leave me alone? I lay eggs this time a'year..."
ToeBandit:
Wow, birth control is gettin' reeeely complicated
unclekinnyisdead:
Don't ask any questions, just ring up the condoms!
weirdone:
moving day for the "Kebler Elves"..
D_Idaho:
Now THAT is a bad clam.
Ash_Skywalker:
Shrinky-dink, remember?"
Doctor_Doom:
WARNING! WARNING! Old Fart sensors are off scale! Critical overload imminent!"
BuckFifty:
And the ghost of Uncle Remus still haunts the plantation today... o/"Mr Boobird on my shoulder..."/o
JorGGirl:
"Size DOES matter! My brain is THIS big!"
Sarchasm:
Everybody out of here! Bob Dole just had an overdose of Viagra, and things are gettin' pretty ugly in there!
D_Idaho:
You americans are all the same, always over dressing for the wrong occasions.
RoninM:
Ladies and gentlemen: Puff-Daddy and Mace.
Gold_Astro_Ranger:
To Do: Do the Scarecrow, Bother Picard, Bother Sisko, Seduce Janeway