amycamus:
As Freud said, sometimes a cigar is just a cigar. But as this cigar trend clearly demonstrates, most of the time it's much, much more...
Mr13:
"Past the teeth over the gums, look out bowels, Olestra comes!"
suggs:
"Damn that Peterson boy! I told him to water every third day."
HanoverF:
"Splendor in the Active Volcano"
Da_Mark:
Lessee.... art, art, crap, art, crap, crap, art....
Beachcomber:
Mr. Jackson? You're on in 15 minutes.
JoeAverage:
You're not fooling anyone, you know. I looked under that control panel and it's a toy box."
MrBungle:
"It was magical for me too, Togari. Do not speak of this too anyone."
darkvortex:
..on a dirty cocktail napkin in a drunken stupor..
tadpole:
"Look it's not a question of how it grips it. It's a simple matter of weight ratios.."
ToeBandit:
This is what all of my Dad's home movies look like
empressv:
Blow job's only $100; this week only. Take it or leave Mr. President!
Doctor_Doom:
The only known photo of the graveyard of pygmy circus elephants.
Cerg:
Of course tying off their bladders is only a temporary solution.
D_Idaho:
Probably the worst clown ever.
Artanas:
Okay, yes, those are nipple clamps. What are you driving at?
TravisBickle:
Chris Tucker tried to impress everybody with his Richard Pryor impression. He didn't count on everyone laughing and pointing instead of putting him out.
E_B_A:
Noob Saibot, master of the pan flute.