amycamus:
Both of them helped cure my cold - but I kept sneezing bubbles all night...
RussThornton:
Homeless Jawas sometimes live in ornamented refrigerator boxes.
Birthdayboy:
I guess some people just don't look good in the mornings.
Phibes:
Afterglow from his procto exam.
flores:
have you always dreamed of getting skin cancer, but never really had the guts? Well here's your chance! Call this number to apply today!
Shandi:
"Let's get ready to RUUUMMMBLLLEEE!!!
BuckFifty:
The only Ice Cream Truck I know of that plays Alice Cooper's GO TO HELL instead of little bell sounds...
clover:
Look Sam, I hear it happens to all guys. It's never happened to me, but...
Buckfifty:
"I bet you're wondering what I'm doing out here in your backyard with no clothes on and your poodle laying passed out at my feet... funny story actually..."
amycamus:
"Nipple rings! Uck!"
Generik:
All right, you! Out with it! Why did the Clash break up?
1stEmpressVC:
Yep... we had lots of fun fillin Skylab up with Cool Whip! Some of the girls wanted Hershey's Syrup, though I don't know why...
AgentQ:
"Hi, folks. I'm your friendly SFC Dominion maintainer. Got problems with the server lag? Hey, I got problems with my slut wife, but you don't hear me complain."
Dibbley:
"Arrr, I be a pirate. Speek me parrot." "Joe, that's a rubber ducky." "Arrrrr."
JoeCrow:
You know what really burns my ass?
Geier:
In his later years, E.T. became crotchety, bitter, and disillusioned...
drtomservo:
What do ya think of my new nose?
Hinermad:
Ug HATE it when Lana feel like moving furniture! Ug hate moving trees and rocks. Ug know! Ug invent folding rocks!