Mr13:
"Gross hunh? The Chieftan calls them 'Cappers'
ProfssrBobo:
"What the hell is that big black thing the monkeys are dancing around?"
Mr13:
1st annual Flipper Baby Pride Parade.
Tumbler:
" Honey ... take the suppositories OUT of the box first ..... that's Mommie's good girl."
Cerg:
His last brain cell succumbs to the peroxide.
simorley:
Captain Kangaroo and the Professor from Gilligan's Island in a burping contest.
proffaturo:
Work days are just SO much better when you're stoned!
Jerijuana:
...and with a final kick to the head of his victim, the Midnight Line Dancer two-steps his way into the night...
PEL:
Hey, Bigfoot! I SAW BIGFOOT!!!
Annakie7:
Oh, I see.... that lady hypnotized him to think he's a ferret!
DrChandra:
"Hey! How'd you like it if someone picked YOUR apples?!"
RussThornton:
Dear Mastir, Rex and me took car. Back later. Stay. STAY! HAHAHAHA. Sined, THE DOG
Xigeous:
Don't wear gloves. (ba-da-boom. sssssss.)
Frink:
"Now I can genetically engineer my OWN Will."
Crazy_Elf:
"It only took seven years! Yes!!! Look out college here I come!!!"
Hinermad:
Now I wanna see the guy who wears a cup like that. Then again, maybe not.
Josh3000:
Okay, who's next, boys?
quickdraw:
Why you should NEVER visit your Granparents without calling first..