malacom:
"I sank your battleship, chopped your arm off and had sex with your sister. I guess I win again."
Geier:
Left for dead in the woods with nothing but a support bra and her grandfather's pants, Janet pondered the wisdom of dating the entire football team at once. (?)
SunSinner:
I hear there's a three-day cure for that...
Elle:
Stewardess! There's a man on the wing!!!
Saltydog:
"Reporter Carl Weiss is on the scene of the fire. Carl?" "YAAAAAAHAAAHGGGHH!" "We'll get back to Carl in a moment.
WEIRD1:
I am SO a straight man... I'm just gonna smack that Bruce..
Mr13:
Its almost time for you to be a cop again.
omniknight:
Meanwhile, on the set of "Greasy and Unappealing"...
Generik:
Yah, wal, I thought I oughta call you guys an' say somethin', ya know. ...Saaay, looks like a front's comin' in!
ChuckInAug:
Not the sharpest knife in the drawer, meet.... The Treejacker!
Scouty:
"Honey, I'm pregnant, I got VD, and I have 20-day PMS...welcome to hell!!"
MadSigntist:
Looks more to me like he's Lost His Metamucil.
Occupant:
Real estate? Foreclosures? What the hell is this? I sent away for a frigging BowFlex!!!
Artanas:
o/'....ain't nuthin but a G thang baaaaaby....' "What the hell is this??? LAPRE!!!"
kilroy105:
"Yeah? So what? Where's my Happy Meal?"
Agent_Moldy:
Sadly, while invisible, Ben "Lazy Rider" Murphy was struck & killed today by Jim "Buffalo Bill" Stafford... Okay, so maybe "sadly" isn't the right word for it...
Geier:
(him) Gee, that was the best $50 I ever spent. (her) Yeah, whatever. Got a smoke?
Antahn:
"Hi is this like the mall? It's not!? AS IF!"